I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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