i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
