Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
where am i from again
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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