Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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