It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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