Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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