break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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