Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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