dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think I am morally bankrupt
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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