i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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