If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
