We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I've blown a few things in my day
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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