Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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