I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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