All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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