How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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