i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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