I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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