Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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