i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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