I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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