you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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