Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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