i just had sex bonerless
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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