I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
