Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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