Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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