just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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