At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How external is "for external use only"?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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