glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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