Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
