kristin has been a bad kristin
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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