Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He had one of those small greek statue penises
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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