Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
