I think I died a long time ago.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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