I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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