I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
