Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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