did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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