I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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