it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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