I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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