Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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