he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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