everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
vagina is talking i cant
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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