if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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