Im at strip club and am horny
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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