Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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