Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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