Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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