Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i dont even know how to be here
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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