did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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