so let's talk penis.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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