I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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