im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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